Saturday, June 26, 2010
Darwinian theory
Anni: "Mummy, do ants have eye lids just like people?"
"Do worms have bums?"
"Animals poo. Trees don't."
"Do worms have bums?"
"Animals poo. Trees don't."
Oh dear
Anni: Mummy, why is that balloon fellating?
Mummy: *trying to hide laughter* "I think you mean DE-flating."
Mummy: *trying to hide laughter* "I think you mean DE-flating."
Beauty is skin deep.....
Mummy: Anni, I'm going to go out with my friends tonight.
Anni: Before you go out, Mummy, make sure you look at yourself in the mirror to make sure you are pretty.
Mummy: What if I look in the mirror and I'm ugly?
Anni: Then you can put a towel on your head!
Anni: Before you go out, Mummy, make sure you look at yourself in the mirror to make sure you are pretty.
Mummy: What if I look in the mirror and I'm ugly?
Anni: Then you can put a towel on your head!
Latest interview
If I could go on a holiday, I would got to Dad.
I really like to eat soup and what else?
My favorite colour is blue and brown.
My best friend is Eloise.
My favorite TV show is Postman Pat.
Mummy is a texta.
Daddy is a texta too.
Anni is a chair.
My favourite song is Hey Diddle Diddle.
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